Not much junk email is troubled by facts.

Junk mail variously offers to sell me a smaller body, a bigger penis, a cheap watch, a classy watch, a fake Rolex watch, a cheap classy fake Rolex watch (who would have thought!), and fakes of various other kinds: university degrees, pharmaceuticals and Russian women.

Today’s batch included one with a more original subject than most:

Chocolate bath service

Now where can I buy that!